Immigration Report: 2007

**Pineapple** · 29 Aug 2007, 10:03 PM

I took a girl to a Van Damme movie once, she never spoke to me again.
This is an absolutely true story.

Fuck Van Damme.

**Josh** · 30 Aug 2007, 01:34 PM

Nice singlet you queen.

**A Robot Bit Me** · 30 Aug 2007, 02:09 PM

That's pretty fucking badass.

**Doc Holliday** · 30 Aug 2007, 02:14 PM

You should use that for your av.

**Hubbitron** · 31 Aug 2007, 03:49 PM

Ozone!

**Anal Kaboom** · 10 Sep 2007, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll

With all these name changes, I'm not sure who's a noob and who isn't.

I know I'm not a noob.

And if you were all noobs, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are also not noobs. Noobs don't want to show themselves, they want to hide inside joke accounts. A noob will fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to say "STFU NOOB".

And then it's won.

I'm not a noob but nobody noticed me till my name change.