Life Is Good

[Brand X]

and getting to choose what to eat for lunch each day from literally almost anything on earth.

Did they have one of those pasta stations at the one you worked at? Where they would cook the pasta with your choice of sauce and toppings and shit right in front of you. Those were the fucking best.

[Pineapple]

Like getting machine gun arms put on? He should totally ask for those. THAT would be post-worthy, as it would be out of the ordinary AND totally awesome.

LOL I'm going to tell him you said that tomarrow and he's going to fucking LOVE it. Awesome man.

Very fucking sweet man! Glad to hear he's healing so fast and doing very well. Just keep him on his promise to quit smoking and such.

Oh I plan on that, me and my brother have been hounding him for a while, but now I'll just take them from him if I see him faultering.
Thanks again guys.

And HOLY SHIT way to go Weggos. Real nice guy came to the door with a box, said to wish my dad well and call if we needed anything else.
Contents of box:
1 very nice card that all of his coworkers signed and wrote in
2 whole rotiserie Lemon Chickens
1 container chock full of seasoned potato bites
1 container chock full of seasoned green beans
1 LARGE ASS cheesecake covered in vanilla and chocolate frosting with strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
I will be breaking my no sweets rule tonight.

[Pineapple]

Did they have one of those pasta stations at the one you worked at? Where they would cook the pasta with your choice of sauce and toppings and shit right in front of you. Those were the fucking best.

Fuck yeah, right next to the olive bar and the Chinese station.

[Drewbacca]

You should rub things in your grandpa's face he can't have ever again like steak and fatty foods by eating them in front of him and over zealously describing how delicious it is.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Funny idea, but all that digging would be a pain in the ass.
it's his dad, not his grandfather you silly canuck

[Pineapple]

I almost told my dad about the unbelieveable steak sub my friend treated me to yesterday, but seeing as how he wasn't eating solids yet and his only wish was for a porterhouse, decided against it.

Seriously this monster was the girth of my thigh and 1.5 ft long. For $7. It was also the best sub I've ever had. I can't perceive that anywhere in the world there exists a bigger or, more importantly, better sub.
Also if I got him one I don't think he'd survive it.
My grandpa, however, would love it.

[Advocate]

Best news of the day, 'Apple. He should ask for cybernetic eyes, so he can shoot the a-hole drivers with his Machine Gun arms ... .50 cals imo.

[Drewbacca]

I've started signing all my posts like James. I'm serious.

Drewbacca

[Rated E]

I guess there's a great deal of women who are wearing bras that aren't the right size for them, and today I found out that I'm a cup bigger than I thought I was, which is pretty awesome. Also, now that I have discovered this I'm like 10 times more comfortable.

[bbobb]

Pics to verify cup size plz.