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Thread: Life Is Good

  1. When men start balding they like to grow more hair elsewhere to make up for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  2. I only do it during winter. On warm months there's not a hair on my body.

  3. I've decided not to touch my facial hair for a while. In a month it's gunna be a friggin monster beard.

  4. #11454
    90% of my face hasn't seen a razor since November the first. Winter warming.

  5. TNL should have a beard off, just sayin.

  6. #11456
    Icarus will win with his crusty hobo beard.

  7. He should die as his prize.

  8. Winner gets to sleep with his hot wife.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  9. I don't know. She'd probably rip your dick off at the balls. I hear that pussy is so amazing, it makes everything else look like shit.
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  10. It does.
    Boo, Hiss.

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