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Where do babies come from?
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I have no problem babbling on about what I'm doing in school, I really don't.
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Where do babies come from?
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Why is there blood in my stool? Who put it there?
Last edited by Brisco Bold; 20 Aug 2011 at 01:26 AM.
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What does Jesus smell like?
Is God gay? Does God have a butt to be gay with?
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
When i was little i thought the rain was God peeing and i wondered what God pooping would've been like. It's probably tornadoes.
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Meteors, I think.
I saw God poop last night and i forgot about it. I have never seen a God poop so close to the earth or so bright. I was waiting for the SMACK of it hitting a car, but that didn't happen.
Donk
If it was a big poop that tore your bhole, you're ok. If it's bloody from within you may have parasites.
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Going crazy, wanna join me?
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or when a woman is raped and degraded as a human being, the miracle happens where a man ejaculates his sperm into a womans vaginal cavity and if the sperm are not completley retarded, eventually one will fertilize a egg, then after that fucker bakes for like 9 months, ruins a womans body and runs you up a bill in the tens of thousands of dollars if you are un-insured, a baby boy or girl will jettison itself out of the vagina, or be cut out via C section. Also, if you are a celebrity, you can always adopt from a foreign country, because thats really cool to do right now.
Is it bloody when you wipe? If so, increase the fiber in your diet and drink lots of water. If its swirled in like some chocolate and strawberry soft serve, thats something that should be told to a doctor and further action should be taken.
As for who put it there, I would assume yourself because I would hope the meat you are eating is cooked thoroughly and after passing through your digestive tract, blood would no longer be present.
Pancakes and grilled cheese.
Everyone is a little bit gay. God has twelve buttholes to be gay with, one for each apostle, allowing for a risky game of "guess who's man-aise I'm slurping out of the Lords ass with a crazy straw?"
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