Life Is Good

**MarsKitten** · 11 Aug 2007, 11:00 AM

My g/f just spent 1/4 the night kicking my ass in various mortal kombats. 3/4 of the night cannot be discussed.

**Drewbacca** · 11 Aug 2007, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Josh

I have a job that I love. I don't work with people really. Sometimes I have to talk to them on the phone, but I pretty much just work with robots. I don't even mind the commute because it gives me an hour or so each way to listen to music.

I commute about an hour and 10 - 15 minutes a day each way and I don't mind it either for the same reason.

Originally Posted by MarsKitten

My g/f just spent 1/4 the night kicking my ass in various mortal kombats. 3/4 of the night cannot be discussed.

You're women though. Women suck at videogames, also everything. Now I know what you're probably thinking: No, we're pretty awesome. Even our guy friends can't beat us.

That's not true.

Everytime the guys have mentioned how great a girl was at a certain game to me (usually Mario Kart, or Street Fighter and I'm not even good at Street Fighter) I've destroyed her within the first two games/rounds. They just let you win because they think it will get them laid. Even though you're a lesbian they still secretly hold out hope that you look at their bum when they leave the room to refill your vodka soda's. I'm not desperate for female attention like these people so I feel no shame in destroying any woman or man as though they were nothing. And they are. I'm happy you have someone who you can play Mortal Kombat with (I don't really care), but lets face facts -- she probably just sucks less than you.

**etwal** · 11 Aug 2007, 12:45 PM

A great life doesn't happen by accident. A great life is the result of allocating your time, energy, thoughts, and hard work towards what you want your life to be. Stop setting yourself up for stress and failure, and start setting up your life to support succes and ease. A great life is the result of using the 24/7 you get in a creative and thoughtful way, instead of just what comes next. Customize these "secrets" to fit your own needs and style, and start creating your own great life today!
Simplify--Effort--Create--Reserves--Eliminate--Thoughts--Start------That's the secrets to a great life!

**Hubbitron** · 11 Aug 2007, 12:52 PM

this is you. this is what you sound like.

**Peas** · 11 Aug 2007, 04:36 PM

I really hate Drewbacca, and it makes me feel good.

**AstroBlue** · 11 Aug 2007, 06:57 PM

I also hear Drewbacca has a huge Boris Vallejo t-shirt collection and tells his friends vagina jokes really loud to gain the attention of the girls in the room.

Playa IMO.

**Hubbitron** · 11 Aug 2007, 07:25 PM

In light of recent events fuck this thread.

**Pineapple** · 11 Aug 2007, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by John Cena

A couple of hot girls walked through the store today.
It was slow enough that I was able to pleasure myself twice without any customers walking in and ruining it.

you do that too??!?! summer is both a blessing (ie your day) and a curse (ie 95% of the land beasts that come through in tank tops).

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Everytime the guys have mentioned how great a girl was at a certain game to me (usually Mario Kart, or Street Fighter and I'm not even good at Street Fighter) I've destroyed her within the first two games/rounds. They just let you win because they think it will get them laid.

I got my ex into Smash Bros Melee when all she had played before was Sonic. She ended up getting good enough to beat the hell out of my freind who introduced the game to me. She really only would win a few rounds against me every now and again, half of those times cuz I let her, but she was damn good at the game by the end. And it got me laid.