Life Is Good

[Othello Harrington]

Punch her lights out. Girls love that shit.

Vagina dragon punch if she asks for a second drink.

[Brand X]

So what did they do, push them together or like put a type of cap in between your teeth?

Some sort of bonding/cement material. They had to drill down part of the front of my teeth to shape it properly, then they just shot this material out of a gun type thing, shaped it with their tools, and hardened it using a UV light. It was 1/20th the price of veneers and looks 100% natural.

I couldn't be happier with the results.

[Othello Harrington]

Cool!

[Gooch]

Well, I apparently have a date this Friday Night with a girl I met at the bar last Friday night. This will be my first "date" in over a year. While I'm pretty psyched, I'm also a little bit nervous. Wish me luck.

Good luck, man. For a while, I couldn't go on a first date sober. I'd have to be a little buzzed, mildly baked, or a little Tony Montana'd up. I don't know why, I never liked going on first dates, as in intro dates, sober. I'm not saying incoherent, or even noticably wrecked, just a nice background buzz is alls I'm saying. It is also a nice way to let a girl know you're 'bout it 'bout it if she's a partier. If she's a nice girl, it's better she find out you're a scumbag sooner than later.

I've had a space in between my 2 front teeth my entire life. Not even close to Michael Strahan big, but big enough that I always noticed.

Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's got to fit.

[Hubbitron]

I just synced ical with my google calendars. yay!

[MechDeus]

It looks like I actually stand a chance at paying off my insurance deductable, hospital bill, and back taxes at the beginning of February. Maybe not all but at least a good chunk and that really helps take a load off, I've been nervous as hell about this shit all month. I still need to buy new tires so I don't go sliding again, but that's $400 or so that'll have to wait.

Didn't do shit last night (I really should've) so I think tonight is drinking time.

[Othello Harrington]

Life is good when instead of going into work you are working on your laptop in a bar with a chick with fucking huge hooters who is dying to get some dirty dicking.


By work I mean alt-tabbing our production tables and posting on TNL.


Legends FTW

[Gooch]

Fuck bad bitches, smoke big blunts. Who am I to tell ya different? Ya only live once.

[PaCrappa]

Marco's eye is fixed and the fucking fungus is gone off my wrist.

[Nomi]

My mother set up a pre-paid tuition account for me when I was a toddler (not for my brother, haha) and I used it last year to pay room and board, since my scholarship gives me free tuition. Well, I thought I emptied the account. Got a letter saying that I have $834 left in it. Holy fuck! $800 in my name I didn't know existed. I am so happy right now. Haven't even bought my fucking textbooks this semester I've been so broke.

Hooray mothers