Official Car Thread :: Vol 2 :: Now with More Bikes!

[Tones]

So I went to a manufacturer car show last night. The only vehicle that impressed me was the CR-Z. I still can't get over how huge cars have become otherwise; the Taurus was like six feet tall and 25 feet long. I think Ford built them for sasquatches.

[MarkRyan]

Funny you mention the Taurus. First time I saw one up close was at a dealer where I checked out a Miata. That Taurus was just comically oversized. The enormous wheels made me giggle. What happened to cars?

[Fe 26]

They discovered donuts.

I hate the new fat cars. The charger looks stupid. The new Challenger looks more like an old charger than the new charger does.

Fat donut eating fuck of a car.

[MarkRyan]

That's why lately I've been into cars like the Honda Fit, Ford Fiesta and Mazda 2.

[Tones]

I really dislike the look of five-door hatches. Wagons are fine, but hatchbacks just look so much better as three-doors.

[stormy]

I hate all the porky vehicles. I think the 500 Abarth will be my next car, just have to see what the US versions is going to be and see how it turns out. If it's as good as I think it will be then I am probably going to go for it.

[Tones]

I was disappointed that there weren't any 500s available to look at last weekend. I just much prefer small cars.

[Josh]

Fat donut eating fuck of a car.

Makes sense for all the fat donut eating fucks out there.

[Tones]

So I have been giving the bike some love lately, and it's amazing how the ride completely changes with every part that I repair/replace. New front tire? (More) amazing handling. New seat? No more sore ass after an hour. New levers? More delicate controls. New clutch cable? Feather light, but in a dangerous way.

[Bojack]

I hate all the porky vehicles. I think the 500 Abarth will be my next car, just have to see what the US versions is going to be and see how it turns out. If it's as good as I think it will be then I am probably going to go for it.

I have seen USDM 500's up close and personal. They're very very nice cars. Abarth is confirmed according to the Chrysler master tech teaching classes on the 500.