It was decent enough. Momoa was a good Conan, different from Arnold, but cool in its own right. Also, it had plenty of gore and brutality to warrant good old R. Story was nothing to write about, and end sequence was somewhat dissapointing, but overal it was good time. Too bad it flopped, as I would mind another Conan adventure.
Solid yet average movie, but fun. Moma or whatever his name is was a very good Conan...he's no Arnold, but at least he played it very differently, more savage. I liked him in the role.
My two main beefs were the bad guys carting around the stupid and pointless giant land boat on top of very bad-looking CG elephants, and the aforementioned fact that the bad guy basically ruled the world yet Conan had no idea about it. Okay.
Also: Arnold didn't need no chain to knock out no horse.
Or was it a cammel?
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It really is, that's not sarcasm or anything.
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