Homemade specialties

[Busu-Otoko]

fried rice with ketcup and hot dogs.

[Nomi]

I've probably brought up the idea of pay-paling Nomi money to bake me a pie and overnight it about a hundred fucking times.

When I finally do that, it better be he best fucking pie ever.

Hey man, I've told you before, pie is not one of my specialties, and it's too fragile to send. Cookies and brownies I have sent through Priority Mail without fail, but I wouldn't send a pie.

[Advocate]

Hey man, I've told you before, pie is not one of my specialties, and it's too fragile to send. Cookies and brownies I have sent through Priority Mail without fail, but I wouldn't send a pie.

I'd so like a batch of homemade brownies or a batch of chocolate chocolate chip cookies made by Nomi. Though I'd probably go into diabetic shock ... in which case use splenda please.

[Netwurked]

Once a year I'll make chicken wings with Franks hot sauce and extras... Just the way my mom used to make them... ahhhhhh the memories...

[Nomi]

I'd so like a batch of homemade brownies or a batch of chocolate chocolate chip cookies made by Nomi. Though I'd probably go into diabetic shock ... in which case use splenda please.

I can bake very well with Splenda My paternal side of the family is pretty much entirely diabetic so I know how to adjust recipes for cookies for Splenda usage. Oatmeal raisin Splenda cookies are actually very tasty!

[Advocate]

mmm. that sounds delish.

[Opaque]

Hey man, I've told you before, pie is not one of my specialties, and it's too fragile to send. Cookies and brownies I have sent through Priority Mail without fail, but I wouldn't send a pie.

You will send a pie. or fuck, cookies

It will be awesome.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Mama Celeste's Tropical Discharge

Ingredients:

1 personal sized pizza, preferably a Mama Celeste Supreme.
1 can refried beans
1 jar of salsa, preferably Tostitos or Mrs Renfro
1 cup diced pineapples. A fruitcup works.
1 soft tortilla
1/2 cup diced jalepenos (optional if you're a pussy)

Instructions:

1) Cook the pizza and the refried beans.
2) Bespeckle the pizza with diced jalepenos.
3) Slather the tortilla with refried beans and salsa.
4) Apply the tortilla to the pizza with the salsa/beans solution face down such that it adheres to the pizza.
5) Spread diced pineapple over the top of the tortilla.
6) Brace for impending anal doom.

[SapphirePhoenix]

My specialty is that I make some really awesome dumplings (all from scratch). Mixing all of the ingredients by look and smell and then folding them up into the wrappers and frying them. Mmmmmm. I'll have to make some soon and post the pics.

[Advocate]

are they like the chinese fried dumplings? If so ... you must write down YOUR process.