Seven Random - September 2007

[Brand X]

05. Shenmue is absolutely the worst game I've ever played.

Thank god I am not the only one that hated those bad excuses for steaming piles of shit. I played completely through the first one, hated every second of it, and tried playing through the second thinking I could convince myself to like it. After I moved my 100th stack of books I nearly took out the disc and slit my wrists with it. All things considered I may have been better off doing that instead of playing the game.

[BioMechanic]

01. The first game I ever played was...Pong
02. The worst injury I ever sustained while playing games was...a numb pinkie for three days after playing Virtua Tennis for six straight hours
03. The most I ever paid for a game was...$106 for Radiant Silvergun.
04. The last game TNL conned me into buying was...Ridge Racer 6 (360).
05. Expendable is absolutely the worst game I've ever played.
06. The next game I plan to buy is...probably Halo 3.
07. I spend time posting on TNL because...everyone here loves Commando.