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  1. Tara Reid (sp) called me a faggot

    So, I'm in NY with my future employee's yesterday on a meet and greet. We outlast the faggots of the office, and the real party people continue to hit it up late night. So we come about a bar called the "High Bar" at least in my state I think that's what it's called.

    So Tara Reid is their with like 899 people who collectively suck her ass I'm sure. We'll, I saunter up to the bar to get a drink and she's standing like 4 inches away from me (protip:Just as hot as she looks in the movies) and I proceed to offer to buy here a drink. Here is how this goes;

    Biff "Hey, Can I buy you a drink?"

    TR "Uh, no, I'm fucking rich you, holla" < Truth just as typed

    Biff "I see, so you wanna fuck a poor guy or what?"

    TR "You are a fucking faggot"

    Biff "Then why would I ask you to have coitus with me?"

    TR "Fuck it, Jerome, get this motherfucking faggot away from me"

    Jerome "I suggest you move bitch"

    Biff moved.


    I shot, I failed.... But at least it was at an awesome level.

  2. #2
    Hey, at least when you go down, you go down in flames. Well done.
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMog View Post
    Screw being smart. This is TNL.

  3. No fear of failure my friend, that is the key.

  4. Respect +1. Still, you should have told her you had blow.

  5. Your employee has a yesterday? Lucky guy.

  6. Touche sir, however I will not fix my spelling errors in the hope I advance to Ironplant level fame.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Hubbitron View Post
    Respect +1. Still, you should have told her you had blow.
    Had you have been face to face with "Jerome" you would have ran like a bitch just like me, sir.

  8. <3 Jerome.




  9. imo

  10. #10
    Have you seen Tara Reid's tits? You've probably already hit it with chicks with better racks.

    I know I have.
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMog View Post
    Screw being smart. This is TNL.

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