Living an average/normal life.
Posting on a videogame message board well into my late 20s.
Women looking to settle down and get pregnant.
A condom with a hole in it.
Not having at least one in the chamber.
OMG <3 4EVA
Scourge:Azumanga Daioh is exactly the same thing as Ninja Scroll.
buttcheeks: High school so weird
Some serious fears here on TNL, and all well founded.
I'll share the one that bothers me the most often:
Driving and then looking in the mirror to find a FUCKING BEE in my car.
I go nuts.
That tree's like, haha, fuck you.
I've came close before, trust me.
Not close enough, though, amirite?
Just kidding, biff, you're ok, although a bit on the RF4L side, but we all are. Hell I just got back from Juniors, could have taken home two 21 year old brods and had a nice swing set fuck, but I pussed out because I felt like an old guy. RF4L or reality? Who gives a shit.
I'm deathly afraid of open water (probably b/c I've spent my entire life in pools and I just can't handle not being able to see the bottom/wall).
Sharks (see: above).
Spiders. I lived in a basement awhile back and we got all kinds of big, fuck-off spiders crawling all over the place for awhile. I woke up one night to find one the size of a quarter on the wall 2" away on the wall. I smashed it w/a shoe and left the guts and legs on the wall as a totem to other spiders. Stay away from my bed bitches or I'll fuck you up!
Didn't work.
2009 TNL Fantasy Football Champion
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