The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

**Rhydant** · 20 Jun 2008, 06:10 AM

I've had a few drinks. I feel delightful.

**The_Meach** · 28 Jun 2008, 05:48 AM

gin/tonic
vodka/diet
vodka/cran
Makers/ice
vodka/cran

Considering I poured these myself, it's no wonder I'm fucked. Up.

M · 28 Jun 2008, 06:37 AM

I drank some lovely red wine, the bottle is now done and I'm contemplating whether or not I want a mojito or a rum and coke. bah. I'm seriously a two drink wonder. Cheap date wooo.

I'd love some cranberry juice and vodka. mmm... cape cods... i'd like to drink some hard cider, or mulled wine (hot and spiced). You know after a point you should just not mix your own drinks... it will end badly.

**Grave** · 28 Jun 2008, 06:41 AM

I went to bed around 11 tonight in hopes of fixing my sleep schedule and at 2 I woke up to the stereo in the living room blasting Kanye as loud as it gets. Initially I was angry, and after I got done being angry my roommate kept pouring me rum and cokes and eventually it was time for loud singing until the neighbors complained and it's close to 6 AM and I'm still ready to rock and everyone is asleep. why does this always happen to me

**SapphirePhoenix** · 28 Jun 2008, 12:23 PM

Camera on the fritz, smashed as all hell but still managed to take 248 pictures. Drove home in someone else's shirt. LOL.

**Razor Ramon** · 28 Jun 2008, 12:33 PM

Are you 15 or something?

**Razor Ramon** · 29 Jun 2008, 05:03 AM

Just got back from drinking with Rich. Sadly, ToniAnne was not here tonight. Still had fun. Happy 21st, you asshole.

**Rich** · 29 Jun 2008, 05:44 AM

lol i just got home. Fucking SI. Kristen ever msg you back?

I brushed my teeth and it reminded me of Goldschlager.

**Rhydant** · 29 Jun 2008, 07:08 AM

The house party I was at got rolled by the police. I have been to roughly two doezen parties at this house. This is the first time that the law has been brought down upon it. And it wasn't even that unruly. I've seen much worse at the same residence. Nice.

The cops told everyone to get out so I walked to my car. I wasn't drunk but lord knows that I could have blown a .08 or greater. So I just sat in my car for about an hour total. The worst I couldve gotten from that is a drunk in public ticket, but that beats a DUI any day. The last two police cruisers left at about 2:20 but I hung around for another 20 before leaving. Better safe than sorry, et cetera.

A GOOD NIGHT.