The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Advocate]

What next? Zero emission cars that run on grass clippings?

A whole bunch of white people started to put Mexican's on speed dial after that comment.

[Rich]

A whole bunch of white people started to put Mexican's on speed dial after that comment.

was this an attempt at a funny?

[Changeling]

In a wistful, dream-like state right now thanks to :



Played some Battleifeld 2 and had a fab time with it. Now, I'm off for 6 sold hrs of sleep. Relaxing, mellow times.

[The_Meach]

Seagram's. Blv.

[Razor Ramon]

My new boss got me drunk as fuck today. The bastard.

[The_Meach]

I'm hoping the way we should read that is:

My new boss got drunk and fucked me today. The bastard.

[Razor Ramon]

THE CODE IS CRACKED!

[Doc Holliday]

[The_Meach]

Doc, you never cease to amaze.

Pity I cannot Rep you, sir.

Donna Lewis. It is as if I were still in 8th grade.

[Tones]

Good party tonight. Poolside, had probably about five beers on an empty stomach. So I'm by no means drunk, just feeling pretty good. It had one of the best ratios of attractive women of any party that I can remember, but I guess I can't be surprised when it was entitled "Brazilian-Colombian-Italian party."