The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Mykozo]

Just had a 40' of mickeys, not totally drunk but i'm drunk.

Newsflash: It's no longer 1992, and House of Pain no longer performs as a group.

[nocturne]

Newsflash: It's no longer 1992, and House of Pain no longer performs as a group.

What, they rapped about Mickey's or something?

[Doc Holliday]

[Korian]

Last time I drank a chick tried to objectify my penis.

[Josh]

That means you're doing it right.

[Timber]

I took a bunch of Vicodin & Percocet earlier and I've got a nice full body buzz going on right now.

I'm actually starting to miss pot. It's been about 3 years since I stopped daily smoking and about a year since I last smoked at all.

[YellerDog]

Whiskey plus porch equals hey it's morning how did I get back inside? Rape?

[Razor Ramon]

Incredibly drunk right now. I helped my boss hook up with a cute Asian chick and the woman who gave me no play on Sunday was upset I left without making a move tonight. Good times.

[JetsToBrazil]

I drank a twelve pack of Widmer. Now I'm drinking this Joose shit. It's pretty strong. Tastes like shit. Itchy tasty. Fuck San Diego.

[Razor Ramon]

I'm still drunk. The kicker? So is my boss. Easy day at work confirmed.