The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[nocturne]

Drunk. Another fight, at Inn-Out. Won.

[TODE]

I'm not drunk.



But I am calling all of your parents about this!

[Tones]

Last night I had a very large quantity of drinks within a short period of time, projectile vomited on a screen door as I was heading out (from the porch to the outside), and lol'd for a few minutes straight when I heard someone say "WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE PUKED ON THE FUCKING DOOR"

[arjue]

haha, that is great.

[Tones]

Okay, I got a 12-er of cans for a small party around a fire. I think cheap beer is almost a necessary here, so I got the cheapest at the store I was in: Steel Reserve. It was swill, but I now understand this face-numbing sensation that has been spoken.

[Rich]

face numbing!

fuck the colts

[Anne Bonny]

lol @ the Colts.

Kidding. They played a really good game. I thought they had it there for a second. Had to make a martini to get me through the fourth quarter. And then just kept making martinis. Which led me to this thread.

[Grave]

Okay, I got a 12-er of cans for a small party around a fire. I think cheap beer is almost a necessary here, so I got the cheapest at the store I was in: Steel Reserve. It was swill, but I now understand this face-numbing sensation that has been spoken.

Steel Reserve is great. There's no point in buying any other 40.

[Rich]

malt liquor is disgusting.

most of us have enough money to not buy such shit.

[Thief Silver]

I have not actually gotten drunk in probably 5 weeks, no big deal. I haven't been able to drink alot because I've been the driver for probably 4 months. I'm done with Antibiotics and I think my ear is finally getting better. So I am planning on being wasted Saturday night.