The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[arjue]

I would drink gin and tonic even if it wasn't alcoholic. Its so damn delicious.

[maruchan]

I'm offended by the sexist and misogynist title in the thread tittle...

[Josh]

shut your mouth motherfucker.

[Uriel]

I made some Gin and Tonics, god damn do I love Gin and Tonics. Went through a small bottle of it while the girlfriend had Mojito's, while baking cinnamon cupcakes with cinnamon frosting, and chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting which are fucking delicious.

I want to physically fuck that entire paragraph.

[Thief Silver]

I have no clue what you mean by that. Is it so good that you want to fuck it or you just want to fuck it up because you hate it so much?

[Tones]

If anyone seriously hates cinnamon or chocolate cupcakes then they just need to die.

[Tones]

Last night, I once again realized one of my strange mannerisms that arises during intoxication... intense hugging. Meaning, if I am around friends, I have to spread the love. I give really good hugs, too.

[Timber]

I got a hold of some pot for the first time in quite a while last night. It's just as nice as I remember it being.

[Gohron]

I got a hold of some pot for the first time in quite a while last night. It's just as nice as I remember it being.

I haven't smoked weed in forever, don't really mind either.

[innova]

I made some Gin and Tonics, god damn do I love Gin and Tonics. Went through a small bottle of it while the girlfriend had Mojito's, while baking cinnamon cupcakes with cinnamon frosting, and chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting which are fucking delicious.

i came....