The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Mr-K]

The bottle of Absinthe I have at my place isn't much stronger than the vodka, but it is stronger.

Still most of the "Green Fairy" mythos that got built around absinthe is hooey. But still, it's fun to set things on fire and melting sugarcubes so absinthe is okay in my book.

[Shakey]

You may as well pour vodka in a tall glass and drink it through a dark twizzler. It'll not only taste the same, but you'll get more fucked up.

nope.

I didn't think I was going to trip or anything, but it was strong and it was a different kind of drunk.

and I got fucked up.

[Netwurked]

and I'm 100% into gin and tonics or other drinks/wine for evening drinking. You don't get the beer bloat. Don't get me wrong, I love beer, but if I'm having a drink (or 3...or 4) at night I want to go to sleep afterward with no gas.

Do you have a vagina? Yes.

[arjue]

I had "absynthe" that was roughly 80% alc. It was fucking filthy.

[Brand X]

One of my close friends (Skunktubbs if anyone has played on XBL with him) roommate in college made his own absinthe. It was straight up firewater, it made Everclear taste like water.

[Rated E]

Absinthe is black-licorice flavored death. In a bottle.


My 44 year old neighbor always invites me over for "a beer." I usually respectfully decline, but the other day I took him up on it. Some how "a beer" turned into him passing me shots of jack. He tried teaching me backgammon, and his friend was showing me his stitched up stomach from when he got stabbed at a bar a few weeks ago. It was weird...

[Rhydant]

Last Friday I went to my friend's birthday party. After several beers, I decided to have a smoke. Now, I'm not the best smoker, as I usually average about 30 cigarettes per year, so sometimes I cough whlie exhaling. I did this in front of some dude I don't know, and he laughed, saying I smoke like a girl. I said "oh, yeah?" and inhaled deeply, blew it in his face, and put out the butt on the back of my hand. I told him "Thats how men do it," and flicked the butt at his chest. I felt pretty manly. Everyone laughed. Except that douche.

I was kinda drunk. And now I'll have a story to go along with this about-to-be scar.

[OGcritic]

You're right, that's a pretty good story...too bad those drunk self induced cig burns leave pretty prominent scars. I'd recommend neosporin asap to reduce the scarring.

In other news.
Vodka water with 3 limes wedges are delicious and zesty.

[arjue]

I was kinda drunk. And now I'll have a story to go along with this about-to-be scar.

Reminds me of a friend of mine who in a drunken haze burned the shit out of the back of his hand by branding himself with a lighter, leaving a bunch of horrible scars.

[Gohron]

Last Friday I went to my friend's birthday party. After several beers, I decided to have a smoke. Now, I'm not the best smoker, as I usually average about 30 cigarettes per year, so sometimes I cough whlie exhaling. I did this in front of some dude I don't know, and he laughed, saying I smoke like a girl. I said "oh, yeah?" and inhaled deeply, blew it in his face, and put out the butt on the back of my hand. I told him "Thats how men do it," and flicked the butt at his chest. I felt pretty manly. Everyone laughed. Except that douche.

I was kinda drunk. And now I'll have a story to go along with this about-to-be scar.

It'll be a good scar. Friends of mine once put cigarettes out on their wrists and later did it again. Neither of them were drunk, they wanted me to do it but I'm not really into melting my skin and whatnot.