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Thread: The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

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    I can go weeks and months, then drink a lot then go another month, etc.

  2. Same, here.
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  3. Drinking at my local watering hole, saw a poker tournament was on so I joined up on a whim. Haven't played in years so expected to be smoked, but came 3rd, and I was beaten by a fucking royal flush (first i have ever seen in person). I got more than 10x my money back but honestly, i was more excited at seeing a god damn royal flush.

  4. That is unusual.
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  5. Had a Royal Widow a couple weeks ago. One measure of Crown Royal, one measure of DiSaronno. Not bad!
    I don't really drink that often. For liquor, a 750 ml bottle can last me months.

    Last night it was a glass of Pinot Noir with dinner at an Italian restaurant.

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  6. Daughter messaged earlier asking if I was working- which usually meaks she wants help with something- so I answered with my usual snark, but no, she wanted to go out for a drink. We met up at the bar my son tends at and we had a few and holy shit $100 tab and Iím alllll fucked up. Her boyfriend came and got her, which is good. My son said I could crash at his place, which is cool because the rednecks in the bat were bitching about tha fuckin tool and pink floyd I played but then played, i shit you not, leonard skynerd and shnia goddamn twain party of two. Twice! So I was happy to get the felt out of there. Iím fuckin around with his lock and said fuck it aiíll just try the door and holy shit itís unlocked! And I walk in to find three people playing call of duty on the tv I was hoping to veg out and sober up to. Leonard Skyberd and Call of duty, this is hell. Could be worse though, I could be looking ar 73 blocked messages on tnl2- all just as obnoxious as this one is.


  7. haha, I spent a full three weeks drunk and I come home, eat one IHOP breakfast and I feel worse than I did after like 4 beers. wtffffff

    /edit 4 beers for me is WASTED btw
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  8. Only cool dads get bombed with their kids.

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