The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Rhydant]

Got slightly sauced on six beers in about an hour and a half, got in an argument with my girlfriend, drank another two beers, sobered up, watched the first half of Danny the Dog on high-def, ate some gross chocolate thing, broke up with said girlfriend, then drove home.

A good way to start off the new year? Y/N.

[Razor Ramon]

I...guess?

[PaCrappa]

champagne sux

[sleeve]

Slowly getting drunk at home on Tanqueray and tonic, eating some beer can chicken, watching SNL second season on DVD, and generally enjoying post-New Year's afterglow.

[B-Ri]

drunk as hell

friends kept buying me drinks. I forgot what the last drin ka friend got me was called, but it was totally like, cinnnamon spicy and shit, and incredibly strong that i couldnt finish the damn thing

jeees

dont drink and drive bitches, god knows i didnt

<3

[Brand X]

cinnnamon spicy and shit

Goldschlager.

[Thief Silver]

That sounds fairly awesome, as I do love anything with cinnamon in it.

[Brand X]

It's the only schnapps I like. It's fucking potent & has delicious gold flakes in it that look fancy.

[mannerbot]

And you can make liquid cocaine with it.

[B-Ri]

THATS WHAT IT WAS, A LIQUID COCAINE