The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Dyne]

Some dude at the internet poured me a paper cup of 30 year old scotch the other day.

I'm not a scotch drinker, but it was pretty tasty.

the internet cafe or you actually go into the internet?

[Josh]

I do both.

[Hubbitron]

lol

[aren]

Friend's gf's bday party.. I had a few beers and I'm buzzing. I hadn't drank since around Christmas time where I got trashed. I miss alcohol.

Lots of old friends that I don't speak with anymore cause of shit and a few that moved away and for whatever reason didn't keep close were their. I miss some of them. I wish I had more friends that were REAL and not just hey wats up how are things friends. I pretty much jst have my gf and a couple guy and a couple girl friends.

The current friends you guys have, are they from high school? College? Work? I hate losing friends due to drama bs where their true fake bs selfs came out. I can't wait to move out of this town and meet new people.

[Pineapple]

I do both.

can you teach me to make the internet give me liquor?
for that I can promise many nights of oral sex the likes of which only Cow has dreamed of.

and I know what the menfolk like.

edit*
don't worry aren, I have a few close friends that I've known since middle/high school and one friend from work and one or so from college. I tell you those few people are infinetly more important to me than anyone I'd meet on a random night out somewhere. friends are quality over quantity, imo.

[Changeling]

The current friends you guys have, are they from high school? College? Work? I hate losing friends due to drama bs where their true fake bs selfs came out. I can't wait to move out of this town and meet new people.

I've eaten most of my friends... And you don't have many friends because you're a shitty drunk. Make new friends and quit thinking about the past.

[The_Meach]

The current friends you guys have, are they from high school? College? Work?

I've some lifers from HS, two great friends that I know I can count on from college, and the rest are from work/close interests. Any "friend" that ditches you b/c of "bs" was never really a friend or you're hung up and making an issue out of "bs" that shouldn't scuttle the friendship.

[Rhydant]

I just watched teh Giants win the superbowl. And i had a few newcastles. horray.

[The_Meach]

Glenlivet is homo scotch. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE SOMETHING SOMETHING.

Well. And here I was thinking about taking my high-volume bartender EXP down to GA to work for Hubbs. Not anymore! j/k

[JetsToBrazil]

someone told me san diego has the second biggest mardi gras in the U.S. it sucked, but i did see some tits at the bar later on. coworker titties. keep it real.