The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Thief Silver]

I'm getting off work early due to the office closing at 3:30 instead of 5.

I'm picking up some Sake to drink tonight. lol.

Maybe a 6 pack too, but I can't think of what I'm in the mood for.

[Hubbitron]

Did Mr-K equate beer drinking to bagel consumption?

[Rich]

I'm drunk and just spent 20-30 minutes talking American politics to a bum who tried to sell me both weed and cocaine while waiting for my bus.

(fuck London metro closing at midnight)

[Rhydant]

I have a brownie from what my sister calls "The Dispensary." It's in Hollywood, and they sell other baked goods.

I'm gonna eat it.

[Rhydant]

....heheh.

Everything tingles when i Move. Whee.

[Mr-K]

Did Mr-K equate beer drinking to bagel consumption?

You obviously haven't gone on a bagel bender.

6 months clean but still trying to put back together my bagel shattered existance.

[Razor Ramon]

For six months I lived on nothing but bagels and Cheez-Its. I dropped weight so fast it was incredible.

[Mr-K]

DON'T TEMPT ME OFF THE WAGON, DON'T BE AN ENABLER

[Shin Johnpv]

For six months I lived on nothing but bagels and Cheez-Its. I dropped weight so fast it was incredible.

Dude a salt bagel toasted with cream cheese is fucking godly.

[Razor Ramon]

I'm not arguing that but I lived off of it. Seriously, all I ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner were bagels with cream cheese and Cheez-Its. Sometimes on the weekend when chilling with the homies I got Chinese food but that's one out of seven evenings.

I still love bagels and Cheez-Its.