The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Rhydant]

Drunk at Denny's. Oh yeah.

I'm REALLY surprised that I didn't throw up that night.

[Othello Harrington]

Yeah, you went to work like that?

[Rhydant]

Nearly. I wake up that morning and Opaque says "Why the fuck does it say Jameson on your neck?"

It took me a second to remember.

Hydrogen peroxide removes temporary tattoos lol

[The_Meach]

Stoli and organic oj. The czars never had it this good.

[PaCrappa]

I wonder how long it'll be before I get intoxicated in any way again? Now that I'm a week off the grass I don't seem interested.

[The_Meach]

You need to rediscover the joys of the fire water and leave the cursed weed behind.

[Jed]

I wonder how long it'll be before I get intoxicated in any way again? Now that I'm a week off the grass I don't seem interested.

Right on, I think I've finally outgrown it myself. I didn't smoke at all last year when my wife was pregnant, and I did for the first time a couple weeks ago. Holy fuck, I felt like the biggest fucking socially inept retard on the planet, I totally could not function on a social level. I've been a daily smoker for YEARS, but after an extended break, I straight up hated it.

[PaCrappa]

I never had any social problems before but lately I'm just on fire. I can feel myself brightening any room I enter. I was bouncing off the walls teaching class tonight.

Also I don't seem to be having my usual horrible nightmares that I would always get without weed. Good dreams = good times.

[Rich]

Right on, I think I've finally outgrown it myself. I didn't smoke at all last year when my wife was pregnant, and I did for the first time a couple weeks ago. Holy fuck, I felt like the biggest fucking socially inept retard on the planet, I totally could not function on a social level. I've been a daily smoker for YEARS, but after an extended break, I straight up hated it.

I smoked for the first time in ~6 months the other day and felt like a total fucking idiot.

I remember why I hate pot now.

I smoked hash in Rome and it did not make me stupid. It was still boring though.

[Othello Harrington]

You smoked cocks in Prague didn't ya?