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  1. #181
    ASIANS

  2. HAL JORDAN VS CHINA GO
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  3. Hal Jordan vs Taiwan, they have his one vice.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    It was never just yellow, was it? I always thought it was yellow associated with the fear behind it. The sun never made him fall apart.
    The fear thing is a VERY recent change made by Geoff Jones. In the past it was always just because something was yellow.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  5. #185
    Yep, it was a very specific flaw put into place by the Guardians of the Universe to keep the Lanterns from being invincible. They needed a way to keep them in check. Still dumb, but that's the way it always was.

    Might be a very specific wavelength of yellow. I don't think sunlight is quite yellow enough. Think more like the pus that comes out of your dick.
    HA! HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Mzo View Post
    Think more like the pus that comes out of your dick.
    Advice to live by.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by YellerDog View Post
    It really does.
    QUICK HAL JORDAN'S BAD GUYS:

    Sinestro
    Big Head Guy
    trees
    mustard
    Labradors (not chocolate)
    caution lights
    hard hats,
    going to McDonalds for a bite,
    the Beatles yellow submarine album,
    new york taxicabs,
    playing too rough in a soccer match and getting a yellow card,
    watching the wizard of oz,
    listening to Coldplay (he's lucky),
    phonebooks,
    lemonade,
    custard,
    ducklings
    Last edited by Drewbacca; 18 Nov 2010 at 08:19 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  8. PISS

  9. But only the kind of piss like where you pee your pants because you're scared or something right?

  10. Also works if you're terrorizing someone by peeing on them like R.Kelly.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

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