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It was fast and easy, just like my women. I shouldn't have been complaining. I was worried because it was raining. For a town where it rains all the fucking time the citizenry sure does forget how to drive every time it rains.
Thai food in Everett? Yeah the facehugger ought to be bursting out of your chest any minute now.
And Josh I hope you're well.
Found out today that my girlfriend of almost a year is a lying, deceitful cunt.
I wish I was gay.
Man I am so sorry. If it makes you feel better, they are all lying deceitful axewounds.
At least I learned to always go with my gut, because it's always been right.
If your penis was bigger, this would have never happened to you.. Sorry.
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