What's Bugging You Today? Vol.1 Part II: Fat Chicks

[Othello Harrington]

I know exactly where you're at but to protect your privacy I won't say.

Traffic sucks a big dick over there. I ate at delmonico's for lunch today actually.

[Brand X]

False, this is false.

Maybe I was in an Ann Arbor in an alternate universe then, because I saw plenty of hot girls. You went to school there though, you would know better.

[Othello Harrington]

Grass is always greener imo. I'll bet if I went to Syracuse I'd overrate, there is always something exciting about college the first time you go there, especially if you're young (as you probably were)

Michigan is ranked second only to Purdue for having the ugliest woman in the big 10. Yoshi and Bbobb can attest to this.

[Brand X]

Michigan is ranked second only to Purdue for having the ugliest woman in the big 10. Yoshi and Bbobb can attest to this.

Northwestern. Hands down. If you haven't been into the heart of the ugly beast you have never been to NW.

Plus yeah, going up to Mich was my 14-17 years, so college girls were drool worthy for the first few years I was going up there.

[Othello Harrington]

Michigan is chock full of ugly super smart angry feminists.

To your point, by size alone we have quite a bit of hot ass, but it's easily 4-1 feminist vs hottie.

[bbobb]

Michigan has quite a lot of hotties but as Bailey said it's because there are so many students. There's a shit ton of HIDEOUS women at Michigan.

[Shin Johnpv]

Kinky Friedman once said something like, "You never see an eighty year old man smoking a cigarette, but you often see them smoking a cigar."

I could have sworn there was an article not that long ago in something like cigar aficionado or a magazine a long those lines that did a study and found that a cigar has less nicotine in it than your average cigarette. If I remember right I want to say it was due to the aging process of the full leaves used in a good cigar. Plus you don't get all the other shit thats in a cigarette with a cigar. Then there's also the whole thing about how you're not supposed to fully inhale cigar smoke but just taste it.

[Rich]

mouth cancer is awesome imo

[Nomi]

Tongue cancer >

[Josh]

Hey did you guys know that there are both attractive and unattractive people equally distributed everywhere?

I may be shattering your world here... but its true. School A doesn't have more "hotties" than school B. The frat party you went to might have, and your drunk ass might have remembered some drunk shit, but its pretty much the same everywhere you go.