Only in real life

[Nomi]

We had a kid in my graduating class in high school, Eric Dick. Could be worse, right? Well, he had an older brother that was famous for pranking/etc. so everyone called Eric "Little Dick".

Poor guy.

[Glitch]

I had a history teacher in the 6th grade named Mr. Gooch.

[Dolemite]

At the last NYC get-together, a few of us shared a cab to Penn station. Our cab driver's name was Butt Fiscal.

So, I look at this guy's drivers licence.

"Patrick Harder". Hm.

Fake ID imo. Did you have a guy named Hugh G. Rection a few minutes before?

BTW, do you work at a beer distributor or something?

[Rich]

Doesn't haoh own that bigass beer store on LI or something?

I remember someone posting pictures.

[arjue]

We had a Joe Kurr at our school. Thats about it though.

[Sinista]

An old high school friends father had the first name Richard, last name Head. I win.

This is no BS either, both he and his son were 6'5 and built so I don't imagine either one ever heard any nonsense about it.

[haohmaru]

At the last NYC get-together, a few of us shared a cab to Penn station. Our cab driver's name was Butt Fiscal.

Fake ID imo. Did you have a guy named Hugh G. Rection a few minutes before?

BTW, do you work at a beer distributor or something?

Nah, it wasn't fake.

Work at/own. Yes.

[Dyne]

the supervisor for our label divisions name is Richard Crabb.

this is a true story.

[Jetman]

One of the guys I used to work with was named Harry Butts. Why the fuck would a parent not see that as wrong?

He was a tough guy though. Probably came from years of kicking ass in school to defend his manhood after having heartless parents name him that.

[Dolemite]

I knew a kid named Robert Roberts. Not really a weird name with sexual connotations, but it's pretty stupid.