Only in real life

[Pineapple]

My mom knew someone name Patricia Butts, so.....Pat Butts. yeah.

That was the name of my 4th grade Core teacher. She was a short, stubby woman with a mean heart who liked to yell a lot.
I also remember her smelling really bad.

[Nomi]

Wait what? Why do I not remember this name.

She played violin, too. Maybe she was 2nd in the class, but I know she was up there. You weren't at the high school all the time so I'm not surprised that you don't remember her.

[Dolemite]

There was a girl in my high school named Please Fuck My Ass. It caused a lot of akward situations.

[Hubbitron]

I think I met her in Texas.

[Josh]

Confirmed.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

My mother has an uncle named Richard Reising.
My brother and I used to joke all the time at family Christmas about Uncle Dick Rising.

[Port]

I forgot about this one. Woman at work: Dawn Lemongello. Believe it or not, she's only a little chubby.

[Yoshi]

Jello is fat free.

[Port]

But she is a little jiggly.

[arjue]

is she a lemon?