The "I Just Watched..." Thread

[icarusfall]

The Last Girls. If this had been a hard R, it would've been better. It also would have been better if they actually wrote a third act instead of some scribbles on a napkin.

[Josh]

It wasn't totally dumb. Like Ex Machina, there was a clear message about the repercussions of slavery that wasn't hamfisted either.

Yeah, that's cool and all, but then Star Lord went out motorbiking with his super friends to fuck giant dinosaur and what were you talking about again?

[Josh]

Thank god.

I want a Black Widow movie though.

[MechDeus]

I want a Black Widow movie though.

It needs to be an origin movie, or just one about whatever else she's doing?

[NeoZeedeater]

I watched a season and a half of Catastrophe with my wife tonight. SSJN is right, yous guys. She spent the last few hours oscillating between laughing and crying but I only laughed and never cried because I am a real man. You know.

Relationship comedies have been doing a better job at appealing to more than just chicks in recent years. You're the Worst, Married, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and Unreal are all good shows. And the wife and I just started Him & Her. The first three episodes are pretty damn funny.

[Doc Holliday]

Yeah, that's cool and all, but then Star Lord went out motorbiking with his super friends to fuck giant dinosaur and what were you talking about again?

The part where they get hooked on a feeling.

[Fe 26]

I want a Black Widow movie though.

It needs to be an origin movie, or just one about whatever else she's doing?

A 6 hour long porn

[Rumpy]

Relationship comedies have been doing a better job at appealing to more than just chicks in recent years. You're the Worst, Married, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and Unreal are all good shows. And the wife and I just started Him & Her. The first three episodes are pretty damn funny.

I like The Detour a lot. Season 1 is almost over.

[Drewbacca]

Just watched X-Men Apocalypse. There's absolutely nothing overly wrong with this one. The ending w the actual Xmen in the danger room like from the cartoon was actually really amazing.

I read a few negative reviews and the common theme was complaining about the scale of the carnage. I realize that's transient argument du jour in superhero movies but it's dumb. This is why opinion is the lowest form of knowledge. Nobody is having any fun with a low key APOCALYPSE movie. One complained Jubilee wasn't featured like she wasn't a tertiary character until the late 90s. We JUST HAD a simple Deadpool movie in this universe too. I don't want XMen-fight-to-save-local-community-centre bullshit. I don't think these ppl complaining would like it either.

Only complaint was it was really quick in pacing. That seems accurate and it isn't frivolous. The only one who had a moment to chew the scenery was Magneto and the drama wasn't terrific. But there was a lot of conclusion here from the trilogy that felt great–the xmen are finally what we wanted them to be on screen. A group of special op kids dealing with their abnormalities. I wish it didn't take 9 movies to get here but oh well.

Quicksilver stole the show again.

[Doc Holliday]

Silence of the Lambs takes place in Baltimore??

Is it really a fun town with the right guide? What did he mean by that?