So I found a dead body today...

[Jetman]

a.)
c.) Jetman, cool story. If it'd been me, I'd have been all , then , followed up with some , a dash of , and finally .

Yeah, pretty nuts, huh? The cops havent called me and my friend yet, so I guess the investigation is going good. Either that or those backwater police dont know where to start the investigation yet.

[Finch]

I don't know, these things don't usually work that fast. I got a call back about 6 months after i was mugged on a delivery route. I never answered it, since i was at college and didn't hear about it until a week later. They never contacted me again, so hundreds of pizza delivery kids probably died because of my failure to identify the culprit.

[Othello Harrington]

I don't know, these things don't usually work that fast. I got a call back about 6 months after i was mugged on a delivery route. I never answered it, since i was at college and didn't hear about it until a week later. They never contacted me again, so hundreds of pizza delivery kids probably died because of my failure to identify the culprit.

Damn man, what happened if you don't mind me asking.

[Finch]

New Years Eve 1999. I'd been delivering pizza for a year and was pretty careful about it, keeping everything but change in the glovebox, watching my ass in dark areas. I delivered the pizza with no incident and got back to the car, but it'd been having problems and wouldn't start. So, like a chump, i started walking to the mini mart up the street. While walking between the apartments, a guy came out of nowhere and scared the shit out of me. He started talking to me like a normal guy would, but before i got to the next building he grabbed me, pulled me aside, and told me he'd kill me if i didn't give him all my money. I didn't see a weapon, but i didn't want to die either. I'm not exactly built mind or body for beating people either, so... he got about $20 in change and i made the paper as the only thing that happened in Montgomery, AL that New Years. :P Though they spelled my name wrong and substituted "hat" with "ski mask" in the description.
I was honestly scared as shit and quit the next day.

I know other people who were attacked by more than one person with a visible gun, one guy who had a gun shoved in his mouth. Delivery business can be scary stuff. I went back just because i loved delivering, but i always tried to work my way into working day time only.

[Razor Ramon]

Did you deliver the sausage?

[Jetman]

Damn, thats harsh, Finch. One of my ex-girlfriends was a delivery person and got mugged from delivering in the wrong part of town. Its a fucking miracle she wasnt raped.You'd think the pizza place would have put somebody more imposing than a cute brunette on a route like that but no. Or better yet , just not deliver to that part of town.But she was smart like you and just quit the next day.

[youandwhosearmy]

Here's what I never understood about Pizza Delivery.

Why does your car have to have the fucking pizza places markings all over it?

Thats so fucking stupid. Thats just asking to be mugged.

[Mr-K]

They pay you extra per run.

--I delivered pizza for two summers and was never mugged or threatened. I delivered to some pretty terrible neighborhoods and some of my colleagues were robbed--but I was fine.

[Othello Harrington]

Man Finch, glad you didn't get hurt.

I remember my dad being my hero as a kid. Now my dad is a big man, 6'4 220 pounds, ex-special forces Navy in Vietnam just so you know. Well we were walking to the RTA (our version of the subway in Cleveland, it sucks) after an Indians game in the old stadium by the lakefront (a bad bad area) when 3 black guys spotted us and started walking towards us. One of them said "it's payday, give us your loot bitch" to my dad. I was petrified, I mean scared as hell I was 7 or something. My dad tells me to stay put in the light under a pole and starts walking towards all three of them saying "who's going to get this money?" and takes it out of his wallet, I'm screaming like a little bitch btw. He continues to walk towards them with the money out and says "now come on, which one of you men is going to take this, you? you?" One of them says "Hey man, we got a gun motherfucker" to which Sr. Biff says "Yeah, I bet" and is still walking towards them in a slow manner.

Well I remember the one in the members only jacket just starts running followed by what I assumed where his cronies. My dad comes back, hugs me and says "Son these people are not tough, they are not bad, they are hungry and hopeless, you must confront them if they confront you, that is the only way to handle it"

<3 Biff Sr.

[Mr-K]

You forgot to mention that your father was later shot to death.