Chapped Lips

**Grave** · 13 Dec 2007, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by MarkRyan

imo

They used to sell Vaseline Lip Therapy in little tubes, too. The cherry-flavored one was awesome.

**Brand** · 13 Dec 2007, 06:23 PM

You might also want to try a little neosporin, if you lips split and are bleeding. With water and healed lips you should be good to go.

**kedawa** · 15 Dec 2007, 03:19 PM

I use cortisone cream for treatment and lip balm for prevention.

**Revoltor** · 15 Dec 2007, 05:34 PM

Black folk swear by Carmex.

**animegirl** · 16 Dec 2007, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Shooting Love

Last year I experienced a similar problem.
Likewise I'd never had problems with chapped lips.
My analysis of the problem came back around to my girlfriend at the time.
She was some sort of bullshit vegetarian, and ate really unhealthily.
She tasted weird and her pussy smelled unlike any I've ever wiffed.

My lips were peeling bad, and quickly developed cracks, the tip of my nose would become sore and peely too. It became clear it was from making out with her. When I finally got tired of her self righteous judgments and controlling nature and kicked her to the curb, my lips cleared up in about a week, and haven't been a problem since.
That bitch was excreting some toxic byproducts from her bullshit artificial burgers and faux-chicken. Probably Chinese melamine from the wheat gluten in her Morningstar Farms sausage links.

I love this post.