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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Associated Press
    BELLE PLAINE, Minn. The Sibley County Sheriff says that a man who accidentally shot and killed his 9-year-old son while they were hunting apparently mistook the boy for a turkey.

    Sheriff Bruce Ponath says that Anthony Klaseus of Belle Plaine and his son Hunter were hunting turkey about three miles west of Belle Plaine around 6:30 p.m. Saturday when Klaseus shot his son in the chest with a 12 gauge shotgun.

    Klaseus dialed 911 on his cell phone. Emergency responders pronounced the boy dead at the scene.
    "He was absolutely panicked. That would be an understatement," Ponath said. "Very distraught."

    Ponath said the shooting was an accident but that his department is continuing to investigate the circumstances.

    How can you mistake you're son for a Turkey? He was shot in the chest. That means YOU ARE LOOKING AT HIM!
    MechDeus - Nick is the Bruce Wayne to Yoshi's Jean-Paul Valley.
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    You just don't comprehend how well he's (FE26/Buttcheeks) comprehending. He's understanding you saying things you never said, that's how good he is.

  2. That's some fucked up shit.

    I kinda loled at this one. I think this is one more marker for me.

    A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  3. Today is Earth Day... what does that mean to you?

  4. Means its time to go club some baby seals, drive a HUMMER and use aerosol everywhere.

  5. just wanted to see where you guys were at.

    Hummer? what's that $100 to fill up? freaking insane.

  6. http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc042108b

    Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. They're getting pissy because a Spanish class said the Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish at a school. Come off it. Not having a national language aside, it's a damn Spanish class doing an activity that promotes their studies.

    People need to chill out.

    And I completely don't understand how saying the pledge in Spanish is "disrespectful to the troops". Plenty of the damn troops natively speak Spanish.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    just wanted to see where you guys were at.

    Hummer? what's that $100 to fill up? freaking insane.

    At the end of one it certainly is...


    ALL RIGHT!
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    A tune that all can carry
    Burly says if we don't sing
    Then we won't have anything...

  8. This bird ate the wrong prey.

    A pouch in the hawk's chest area called the crop had ripped open and the songbird, which had been a meal for the hawk, was spilling out.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Nomi View Post
    http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc042108b

    Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. They're getting pissy because a Spanish class said the Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish at a school. Come off it. Not having a national language aside, it's a damn Spanish class doing an activity that promotes their studies.

    People need to chill out.

    And I completely don't understand how saying the pledge in Spanish is "disrespectful to the troops". Plenty of the damn troops natively speak Spanish.
    I fucking hate people.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  10. This is some insane child (ummm... 40-year-old) abuse from Austria.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7370897.stm

    Check out the time-line.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7370208.stm

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