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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Error View Post
    http://jam.canoe.ca/Books/2008/06/12/5856626-ap.html

    Sean Connery to unveil memoirs. Title: "Suck it Trebek!"
    I thought he was going to call it "The Rapists"?
    Say you like it/Say you need it/When you don't
    Looking better/Shining brighter/Than you do

  2. "Anal Bum Covers" imo.
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

  3. #173
    Quote Originally Posted by Error View Post
    Sean Connery to unveil memoirs. Title: "Suck it Trebek!"

    I'd buy that.
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMog View Post
    Screw being smart. This is TNL.

  4. 14-year old girl beats mom's head in with a hammer.

    That's pretty messed up. I live near where this happened.

  5. Shitty parenting imo (to some degree at least)....



    In other random news, BEHOLD, THE ENEMA SHRINE!!!.

    A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.
    "There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."
    ...the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a square in front of his spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring: "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas"
    Wow. I would've expected the Japanese or Germans to do this first.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  6. This Town Needs a _______
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  7. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...928636-ap.html

    Sex offender wins lottery, screams "I'm goin to Thailand!!!"

  8. assault with intent to commit sexual penetration
    Law speak makes attempted rape sound so much more awesome.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  9. Now we know why Blacks love sexing ...

    Watermelons the new Viagra.
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

  10. #180
    Time for me to get a slice of watermelon and head for the local high school.
    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMog View Post
    Screw being smart. This is TNL.

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