Today's Random News

**Will** · 19 Apr 2013, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by kedawa

So the city is under some Orwellian police lockdown because the cops don't want to work too hard.
I guess the attack was a success.

Apparently that's been lifted so civilians can use the train and go outside their homes but they've said that there's a heightened police presence so the kid is going to have to watch his soliton radar.

Hopefully he gets caught soon though.

**MechDeus** · 19 Apr 2013, 08:29 PM

Classy people staying classy. Arkansas State Lawmaker tweets:

Originally Posted by Nate Bell

"I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night cowering in their homes wishing they had an AR-15 with a hi-capacity magazine?

Apologizes...

I would like to apologize to the people of Boston & Massachusetts for the poor timing of my tweet earlier

just for the timing.

**Will** · 19 Apr 2013, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by MechDeus

Classy people staying classy. Arkansas State Lawmaker tweets:Apologizes... just for the timing.

Heh yeah pretty funny.

Personally? Stun gun + P.E.P.S. gun all the way.

**Advocate** · 19 Apr 2013, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Will

Apparently that's been lifted so civilians can use the train and go outside their homes but they've said that there's a heightened police presence so the kid is going to have to watch his soliton radar.

Hopefully he gets caught soon though.

Lady noticed blood and a change of clothes on her boat in her backyard. She calls the cops. Shootout.

Result? Suspect 2 is down, but alive.

**Fe 26** · 19 Apr 2013, 08:54 PM

I wonder if G. O. could have imagined that when he wrote about kids calling the state in on parents, it would have been with cellphones and idiots holding the camera on it wrong.