Today's Random News

[Diff-chan]

"I don't care what this slack-jawed faggot has to say. We should have shot him 77 times with hand-held laser-guided missile guns!"

We now return to beer commercials.

Not 77 times. 1776 times. *Eagle tear*

[Yoshi]

I bet he hates us for our freedoms too.

I couldn't care less why he chose to bomb a soft target full of civilians from dozens of different countries. There is absolutely no back story that could possibly explain or justify that in anyway. It's psychopathy.

edit: And, now, two years from now or whatever, we'll get to hear some asshat lawyer pontificate about how this wasn't his fault, and he was misunderstood or was depressed, or some other bullshit.

[Josh]

[EvilMog]

This press conference is a little bullshit. It's like an award show with everyone thanking everyone.

[Diff-chan]

edit: And, now, two years from now or whatever, we'll get to hear some asshat lawyer pontificate about how this wasn't his fault, and he was misunderstood or was depressed, or some other bullshit.

Why yes... he does have a right to a lawyer who will then proceed to defend him in court. Imagine that.

[YellerDog]

This press conference is a little bullshit. It's like an award show with everyone thanking everyone.

Promotion season!

[Yoshi]

Why yes... he does have a right to a lawyer who will then proceed to defend him in court. Imagine that.

So this is the thread where the Constitution is acknowledged.

[Diff-chan]

Where was it not? The one where I said that people have a right to own a gun but that right is not unlimited?

[Yoshi]

I bet he hates us for our freedoms too.

Close enough it turns out:

Ruslan Tsarni, an uncle of the two brothers, told reporters outside his Maryland home Friday that his nephews were "losers" who were unable to settle into American life "and thereby just hating everyone who did." He said he didn't think there was an ideological motive. "This has nothing to do with Chechnya," he said. He also indicated there was a rift between him and his brothers. "It's personal," he said, "I didn't like them."

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[sleeve]

I couldn't care less why he chose to bomb a soft target full of civilians from dozens of different countries. There is absolutely no back story that could possibly explain or justify that in anyway. It's psychopathy.

edit: And, now, two years from now or whatever, we'll get to hear some asshat lawyer pontificate about how this wasn't his fault, and he was misunderstood or was depressed, or some other bullshit.

People like you are the reason why our American criminal justice system exists.