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  1. Honestly.
    There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

  2. This is pretty random. Who, in the right state of mind, would change their name to this?
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  3. She is now an intern for PETA
    Out of her "right state of mind" confirmed.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by Timber View Post
    Out of her "right state of mind" confirmed.
    she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable.
    Further confirmed.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  5. that bitch is dumb, what's wrong with cutting up some wings? I do this every Tuesday at "Buffalo Wild Wings" for only 40cents a wing, just slap on some spicy garlic sauce and I'm all over that shit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    That isn't a robot. That's the world's largest 8 year old.

  6. I'd bone her.

  7. Or de-bone, amirite?
    There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.


  8. Me too. He just might be my new hero. Also...

    In his farewell letter, which concluded with an appeal for the legalisation of marijuana...
    Something tells me this guy toked just keep his stress level down. I guess smoking the herb didn't kill this guy's intelligence. LOL $80M.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  9. I like this guy too. He must watch Half-Baked all the time based on his final letter.

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