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  1. Then you got fired?

  2. Co-Worker, not my boss. I would love to be fired though.
    Check out Mr. Businessman
    He bought some wild, wild life
    On the way to the stock exchange
    He got some wild, wild life

  3. LOL. Vultures, imo.

    In other news, Zimmerman got arrested again. Glad to see that the upstanding protector of the community hasn't changed his stripes.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  4. To be fair she was drinking iced tea and wearing a hoodie.


  5. Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    No wonder Nick takes the train lately.
    I read your post while on the train after again deciding not to take the bus, and I wondered how you could possibly know that I've been taking the train so much lately.

    No nudes today, but while on a super-packed Red Line ride last week, a woman standing about four feet in front of me vomited and made another woman shriek in disgust. (The smell was awful, but the doors opened after less than a minute.) And a few days before that, a man poured himself a vodka and Coke on the train platform, acted threateningly, told me he was joking, told me he was schizophrenic, told me he was kidding about that, told me he heard and saw things that weren't there, said he hadn't slept in nine days, and said he was the son of a diplomat who lived in Russia and was flying over because he (the guy I was talking to) was admitting himself to the hospital.

    Puke lady looked like she was going to work and was very embarrassed. I think she might owe some folks a new pair of shoes. Vodka guy looked like he was carrying around a cache of weapons in his oversized bag and looked fully capable of using them. I described him to a coworker and she said it might have been the same person who was threatening to blow up a commuter train because he was being ignored by other passengers. She says that his bag was searched and he was carrying a weapon.

    Yes, I will stop taking the train so much.

  6. The Nick I know would just say those are interesting life experiences meeting interesting people and getting interesting puke on your shoes.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Walmart could give every single worker a $5k Thanksgiving bonus and still clear seven billion dollars this year.
    No, they would end up with far more than seven billion, because most of that bonus money would get spent at Wal-Mart.

    That's the real folly here. Today's rentier class is cutting off its nose to spite its face - cutting off economic growth that it would disproportionately benefit from in order to serve its own foolish ideology.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Type Ryan View Post
    In other news, Zimmerman got arrested again. Glad to see that the upstanding protector of the community hasn't changed his stripes.
    Setting aside the Martin murder, here we have a guy who keeps getting arrested for domestic violence, yet can continue to own a bunch of guns. Surely nothing can go wrong with a gun-owning serial abuser, right? FREEDOM

  9. Supposedly his girl was preggers when he attacked her, too. Nice guy.

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