Today's Random News

[Hubbitron]

What an asshole idiot.

[Josh]

I thought the dude waiting for the xbox at noon was a weirdo. These guys are asshole idiots.

[Doc Holliday]

I hope a herd of donkeys comes through in the middle of the night and rapes the shit out of all of their mouths.

[YellerDog]

I hear talk of people showing up some midnight in bear costumes to fuck shit up.

[cka]

if they're lining up this early, it can only mean some supreme faces of death style trampling videos on youtube in two weeks

[Josh]

I'm in for that shit. Post them when you find them.

[FirstBlood]

I can't wait to sit at my computer, periodically checking Amazon and getting better deals than them.

[Diff-chan]

I can't wait to sit at my computer, periodically checking Amazon and getting better deals than them.

I look forward to doing that instead of working next Friday.

[Josh]

We gonna get Black Friday today. I ain't got no job, and I ain't got shit to do.

[YellerDog]