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  1. I guess he likes panties...

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2985388

  2. Ahhhhh....panties *sniff*, so fragrant.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  3. #53
    I love the use of "target-rich environment" in that story.

    The problem with sniffing is that if the panties do have a fragrance other than fabric softener you usually don't want to smell them.
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    Screw being smart. This is TNL.


  4. Protesters brandish their machetes and other
    weapons in the slums of Nairobi, Kenya, as tit
    -for-tat beheadings and murders spark wild
    clashes in Kenya's capital. source


    <3 <3 GOD BLESS FOX NEWS. <3 <3
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  5. Those are some hardcore, pipe-hittin' motherfuckers over there. Any of those "Black Pride" brothas still want to go back to Africa?

    Aids + Ethnic cleansing = Africa. So sad.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  6. Yeah the story isn't that random. It's actually pretty important.

    It's just opening up Fox's homepage to check out the election only to see a machete wielding heroin junkie over bold letters 'MURDER IN DA STREET CRUNK!' was pretty random.



    EDIT: also: points for referring to beheadings and murders as "tit-for-tat"
    Last edited by Doc Holliday; 29 Jan 2008 at 12:50 PM.
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  7. "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Type Ryan View Post
    "Sassy Momma Sweet Potato Fries."

    Huh.
    There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

  9. What if the restaraunt owner and cooks are obese?

    WHAT THEN MISSISSIPPI?
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  10. Never trust a skinny cook as they say.

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