Fucking this. 100%
I know you're being a smartass but I'm still going to drop this: What if there was a Twitter-like source where posts had to be approved, so we could still do our social media networking etc. (maybe LinkedIn? lol) but the rest of the shit that gets posted on FB/Twitter/Instagram/etc. funnels back to forums, like this? And then we can moderate all that crap like we used to do?
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