Today's Random News

[Josh]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-0...s-cure/9744334

just in time for most of us jaded old dinosaurs, too

I'm as hard as a fucking diamond. I hope it isn't hormonal, but it probably is

Eh, I'm used to having both a forehead and an aft-head at this point.

I'm used to a lot of things, but I'd still love to die with Dee Dee Ramone's haircut.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I like that the articles states the drug has severe side effects, and lists none of them.

[Josh]

They know you don't really care.

edit: we

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

What good is a full head of hair if your dick no longer works and/or loose bowels.

[Josh]

Gotta look good, son.

[icarusfall]

I’d suffer a good amount of discomfort to not have my bald spot.

[Fe 26]

how about mush dick and a lack of get up and go?

[Space Pirate Roberts]

I like that the articles states the drug has severe side effects, and lists none of them.

Read it again, more closely.

The new version supposedly doesn't have the side effects.

[cigsthecat]

Best of luck affording the cure for baldness.

[Vasteel]

Eh, even if it was free and had no side effects fuck that, I like being bald and wouldn't change it. Picard Maneuver 4 lyfe.

What I would like is a way to get the parts that do still grow hair (power donut) to stop.