Why does an FCS team need a one million dollar scoreboard
I think you’re all really being weirdly judgy about a scoreboard.
Why does an FCS team need a one million dollar scoreboard
One Million American Dollars.
Boo, Hiss.
You know what I would do with one million dollars?
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass?
A bit pedestrian, but ok.
I mean, it's a school so they would probably do dumb shit with the money even if there was no scoreboard, but it would be cool to like....build some sort of archive or something, or maybe use it to acquire something interesting for the library. However, a million dollars for building things isn't actually that much in the grand scale, so. Or they could pay interns more than $2 an hour. whatever!
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