Today's Random News

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

It makes you human.
Acting on those urges is what would make you a monster.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Hey, boko haram is still holding those girls and is suspected of selling them off into the sex trade. Is it no longer fashionable to care about that, or is it that we aren't fighting back hard enough? Do you think if we pursed our lips harder in our #bringbackourgirls selfies, the fundamentalist Islamic militants might listen?

Fellow Twitter activists, do your part! Purse harder!

[A Robot Bit Me]

I'm pursing so fucking hard right now. All this activism is hurting my mouth and draining my iPhone battery, but it will be worth it when my work pays off.

You're welcome, girls.

[Yoshi]

Hey, boko haram is still holding those girls and is suspected of selling them off into the sex trade. Is it no longer fashionable to care about that, or is it that we aren't fighting back hard enough? Do you think if we pursed our lips harder in our #bringbackourgirls selfies, the fundamentalist Islamic militants might listen?

Fellow Twitter activists, do your part! Purse harder!

Ask Hillary Clinton. She's the one that decided not to label the guy a terrorist while accomplishing absolutely nothing as Secretary of State.

[MechDeus]

I want duckface ARBM selfies for my birthday. Make this happen.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Ask Hillary Clinton. She's the one that decided not to label the guy a terrorist while accomplishing absolutely nothing as Secretary of State.

At least Michelle did her part:

I want duckface ARBM selfies for my birthday. Make this happen.

I only expend duckfacial resources for purely humanitarian causes.

[kedawa]

Hey, boko haram is still holding those girls and is suspected of selling them off into the sex trade. Is it no longer fashionable to care about that, or is it that we aren't fighting back hard enough? Do you think if we pursed our lips harder in our #bringbackourgirls selfies, the fundamentalist Islamic militants might listen?

Fellow Twitter activists, do your part! Purse harder!

I think everyone just finally realized that the missing girls are black.

[Diff-chan]

We should just carpet bomb Nigeria to kill them there terrorists. If the girls die too, well, freedom.

[kedawa]

Yee-haw!
Carpet bomb them rug-jockeys!

[Fe 26]

on the bright side, it probably wouldn't happen again.