Today's Random News

[Rumpy]

Update on the flat earther who built his own rocket to prove that the earth is flat.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.e58cb704600c

It didn't ignite. Maybe the 4th time will be the charm. Or not.

"Hughes's plans are unclear now. He said he'd take apart the rocket to see what went wrong, but he has commitments to think of besides science. He was supposed to be in court on Tuesday, he told the crowd, because he was suing the governor of California for unspecified reasons. He was also trying to claim the legal right to Charles Manson's guitar. He is a man of many ambitions."

[YellerDog]

I wonder if he has parasites. I've got a hippie on my FB feed who keeps posting about how obviously fake the Space X Car In Space thing is because of his expert photo analysis ("The blocky pixel artifacts should be round if there's a light source" "uhhhhh ok") who recently discovered he has had worms for god knows how long. He's currently looking for a homeopathic remedy because he doesn't trust doctors.

I expect he'll be dead in a month.

[Vasteel]

He won't be, but it will cause mental retardation.

[YellerDog]

Oh good he's immune.

[Satsuki]

I wonder if he has parasites. I've got a hippie on my FB feed who keeps posting about how obviously fake the Space X Car In Space thing is because of his expert photo analysis ("The blocky pixel artifacts should be round if there's a light source" "uhhhhh ok") who recently discovered he has had worms for god knows how long. He's currently looking for a homeopathic remedy because he doesn't trust doctors.

I expect he'll be dead in a month.

please keep us updated on this amazing turn of events! he needs a doctor so bad haha

[kingoffighters]

Good school

I got wait-listed.

[cka]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/08...w-machine.html

[YellerDog]

Trapped? I think he's exactly where he intended to be.

[kingoffighters]

What an asshole

[Fe 26]

So the US is about to start terminating the passports of people that owe back taxes

http://www.nationalreview.com/articl...uld-reverse-it

Wonderful. Not only are we the only first world country that charges taxes on citizens working outside our boarders, we're going to start pulling their passports, ruining their careers, when they don't pay it.