The 10 Golden Rules of Online Gaming

[Yoshi]

This is why I hardly ever play online.

Here is an example. I get on COD4, two minutes after I start I get killed 15 times in a row. Rinse repeat, I just don't have the time to learn what is best for what situation.

Oh, and fuck snipers.

This is not the man you want with you during a disaster. lol

[Opaque]

Going from playing CoD4 to playing Halo is some weird ass shit. I thought that too, played a game of Shotty/Sniper's on Last Resort, did TERRIBLE. I kept hitting B to reload, and clicking the stick in to run behind cover. It was lawltastic. Then I think I went 19-8 on The Pit the next round, but even still, that first round was hell.

Speaking of which starting tomorrow I have interweb on my 360 again (did I mention I moved to a fucking bomb ass place, with a LOFT!??) and I can play CoD4 again, all night.

Be there.

[Othello Harrington]

Yeah, but I am playing while at the same time trying to read the instructions while at the same time drinking a beer while at the same time beating my dog while at the same time yelling at my girlfriend, shit is hectic sometimes yo.

[Othello Harrington]

This is not the man you want with you during a disaster. lol

If a disaster required made elite online player skills, you probably don't. If I disaster requires you to be in good shape and can run, probably do.

[Brand X]

read the instructions

Wait....what?

[Opaque]

My experience shooting guns with a controller means I can fight Zombies with IRL guns.

You should believe that. YSBT?

[Othello Harrington]

Yeah I know.

[Othello Harrington]

My experience shooting guns with a controller means I can fight Zombies with IRL guns.

You should believe that. YSBT?

If that were true TNL would be the bad ass motherfucking pulp fiction type niggas.

[Changeling]

12) There are at least 1,000,000 people without jobs that spend 15 hours a day playing whatever game you are playing. They will always be better than you, get over it.

so so fucking true

[Tain]

The only person I know who has improved from being trash at a game to being damn good by playing a lot is Nomi at Halo.

This doesn't make much sense to me.

I mean, it's one thing to say that there are people who don't improve regardless of time spent playing (which I obviously agree with), but it's pretty freaking weird if you're saying that it's rare for people to get better with more time spent playing.