The 10 Golden Rules of Online Gaming

[mannerbot]

Agreed, but I contend that those people that won't improve are the same ones that were in 7th grade until they were 16.

[Brand X]

I don't dispute that fact.

Unfortunately that makes up 96.8% of the competition online. Which tends to make for shitty competition.

[ElCapichan]

9: Calling people naggers is both original and hilarious:

Racism online is bad, which is a shame because deep down everybody knows it's actually awesome. There is, however, a really witty workaround that allows you to say racist words while not actually saying them. Remember that episode of South Park where Randy believed that the missing letter in "n - ggers" was an I? Then he said the full word and everyone was shocked because it was actually naggers and not that word? Well, here's a pro tip -- nobody has EVER thought of calling people naggers online. You are going to be so edgy if you capitalize on this opportunity.

Do it all the time and your popularity will skyrocket.

Can't believe nobody has touched this one yet.

[jyoung]

Nobody says naggers; they just say nigger.

[ElCapichan]

Nobody says naggers; they just say nigger.

What are you talking about? You mean you guys have been thinking this whole time that I've been saying the "N" word? I've been saying naggers this whole time thinking I was a badass.

[Othello Harrington]

Naggers? I believe most people boot you for that.

[Othello Harrington]

so so fucking true

IBTN

Here's me at level 1

Hey, where can I go get some fast EXP?

Here's megadork at level 252

Fuck you noob, I just squashed the demonlord of westerchurch and shit, I'm too busy fucking selling my shit to help you.

Me still at level 1

Thanks fucktard nagger orc.....




It's even more awesome if I accidentally log onto the roleplaying server.

Me

Hey where can I get EXP?

Brisco The Taneth

I can't understand you, I'm an orc and you're a human, idiot. so GEREGEDRRGSSK IEKDIGLEI D

Tanner the NAgger vampire orc demon wyvern

LOL

[Grave]

It's not appropriate to say "naggers" unless it is following you saying "dad gum" immediately beforehand. It's the only way to do it. "Doggone" is entirely unacceptable.

[YellerDog]

That'll teach you to play RPGs online.

[Othello Harrington]

Pretty much