The 10 Golden Rules of Online Gaming

[Othello Harrington]

That'll teach you to play RPGs online.

And the sad thing is I'm pretty sure these dudes all look about like this..

[Rem]

Some Stupid Japanese Name?

[Dunlap]

Yes, but does he have a line of vanity mice and keyboards named after his online handle?

How about a TV show?



And apparently he knows Hokuto Shinken, judging by that watermelon.

[Othello Harrington]

WTF, not only can he kill my mohawk warrior in one shot, he's also like the japanese chuck norris and shit, now that really ruins my day. Thanks dunlap.

[Josh]

This:

Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap.

is wonderful.

[SamuraiMoogle]

I love the Kill stealers. I got screamed at the other day on Cod4 because I apparently stepped in front of my teamate and killed his target. Its a team deathmatch right? Then what the hell does it matter? As long as we win, why cry?

[Josh]

Because you stole his kill. Noob.

[Opaque]

Not true. You can wipe the floor with those kids because of the 600 hours of Halo that you've already played. So it's like riding a bike, in your case, rather than just natural talent.

I don't know, Halo 2 was my first FPS and I was good at it from day one.

I obviously got better, but when TNL was still playing it I was already kicking ass.

[mannerbot]

Yeah, but if you played good people when you first started you wouldn't have been kicking ass. That's not a slight to you, just saying. It's like being a 6 footer on an elementary school basketball team.

[Opaque]

I really can't argue with that logic.