TNL Style Thread

**PaCrappa** · 18 Mar 2008, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by icarusfall

I usually look a couple bad decisions away from homelessness.

Actually, when Atlas and I were in England I was sitting on the curb outside a store smoking a cigarette and someone gave me a pound because they thought I was homeless.

I was taking that stupid Chiquita to Emerald City Guitars today and some bum dudes thought I was a fellow bum.

Bum: HAY MAN!

Me: ignores bum

Bum: DUDE WHATUP?!?!

Me: Me?

Bum: Yeah you, what's up man?

Me: I don't know, what is up?

Bum: You got a place to stay?

Me: Yes.

Bum: Are you homeless?

Me: No.

Bum: Oh shit! Sorry man, my bad.

I thought it was awesome to be honest. I'd rather identify with the superlowbrows than the fashionistas any day of the week.

**Josh** · 18 Mar 2008, 09:14 AM

A bum totally wanted to give you bum sex.

**Mr-K** · 18 Mar 2008, 09:42 AM

What exactly is bum sex?

**Josh** · 18 Mar 2008, 10:00 AM

Don't front like you don't know. Nancy.

**Mr-K** · 18 Mar 2008, 11:25 AM

I had a Chocolate Lab whose name was Nancy.

This isn't helping me at all, is it?

**Josh** · 18 Mar 2008, 11:26 AM

No.

**Rated E** · 18 Mar 2008, 12:36 PM

I don't really shop a lot at Wet seal, but man their jeans are awesome. I can't find jeans anywhere else that fit me as nice, and I always get them for cheap there too.