What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Advocate]

if all else fails, pull out and get creative.

WHOA.

[Drewbacca]

Someone raked up $3000 of plane tickets and iTunes music on a credit card I haven't used in four months.

Fantastic day.

That sucks. Sorry to hear it.

I hope they were all Bon Jovi songs.

ok. so my girl is on some meds that invalidate the pill and so i have to wear a condom. Fuck that. It's so bad i cannot stay hard for more than ten minutes. So now I'm spending money on condoms and just throwing them on the floor.

It's like fucking a glove. It's awful. Fuck condoms. Seriously.

Does anyone have any tips for making this better?

You can't get your girl off in 10 minutes? You can use your fingers too. Ever hear of the reach around?

...if all else fails, pull out and get creative.

I know what you mean by that.

Anal

Biff knows what you mean by that, too.

[Hubbitron]

What are these "condoms"?

edit: Update on work situation

I confronted my boss about the situation and things were bad for a couple days. This morning he stopped by the restaurant to talk. Now he is allowing me work as long as I need to AND offered me a job if I ever want to come back.

[Razor Ramon]

If/when you come to NYC for the whole get-together shit, bring me a Chicken and Peppers pizza. I need one.

[Rich]

You're asking for someone to bring pizza from Maryland....to New York City?

STFU

[Mykozo]

What are these "condoms"?

Seriously.

edit: Update on work situation

I confronted my boss about the situation and things were bad for a couple days. This morning he stopped by the restaurant to talk. Now he is allowing me work as long as I need to AND offered me a job if I ever want to come back.

That is awesome man, glad to hear that.

Destin and I (and whoever else is in the area that would like to N-Gage) want to do an impromptu Mid-Atlantic get together at some point. You should totally get in on this.

[Razor Ramon]

His pizza is the best kind of pizza.

[B-Ri]

it says it right on the box "a womans perspective by trojan"

basically condoms made for HER pleasure, with a brand name and look to charge HER more.

[ElCapichan]

My grandfather died last night. We knew it was coming as he has been pretty bad for weeks, even months. For a while there he wouldn't even leave the bedroom or get out of bed, and the last 2 weeks he would just stay in bed and and have some bad times were he didn't know anyone or what was going on.

[Razor Ramon]