What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

**Cowutopia** · 06 Apr 2008, 06:40 PM

I'm a stud too, in that it takes a lot to get me off and I wear women out.

**B-Ri** · 06 Apr 2008, 06:41 PM

that or you're

**Hubbitron** · 06 Apr 2008, 07:43 PM

gay?

edit: washed up?

**Cowutopia** · 06 Apr 2008, 09:55 PM

Obnoxious and from Jersey?

**Rated E** · 07 Apr 2008, 12:41 AM

A girl I knew got caught shoplifting diet pills. After the manager caught her, she called the police and took her in the backroom. A half hour later she was escorted to the check out, where I had to ring up what she had stolen. It was pretty awkward, I bet she was mortified that I, (someone she knew) had to ring up her stolen diet pills while she sobbed.

Anyway that's not what's bugging me, but I feel like crap and had a mildly amusing story.

**Tones** · 07 Apr 2008, 01:13 AM

Some dude tried to steal a bottle of wine, ended up swinging at one of the managers, and proceded to be pinned down by another manager and our fatass security guard in the rain until the cops came.

**SapphirePhoenix** · 07 Apr 2008, 01:16 AM

An acquaintance who works on my campus related to me that just last week, some drunken dude came into our school cafeteria (during off-peak hours), snipped the cash register wires and made off down the street with it. Chuck, the cop, proceeded to slowly tail the guy down the street, watching him lug the thing for another quarter of a mile and sweat, before *WOOP WOOP*ing him with the police siren, saying, "You need a little help there, buddy?" Lol.

**Rated E** · 07 Apr 2008, 01:42 AM

Damn it, some guy just walked by and saw me looking at Furry shit I was going to use as a joke some place else, and he was like "Awesome, so what furry art are you looking at?" And I exited out really quick all embarressed and replied "Ok, I was NOT looking at furry art." And he said 'SUURE you weren't."

He's some anime nerd too....ugh.